There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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