so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
