I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This is my gift to your gina
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize
