i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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