id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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