I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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