gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
