He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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