So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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