Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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