Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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