if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I've blown a few things in my day
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Randomize