It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
