How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
