I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
