oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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