I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
