I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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