Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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