I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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