i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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