People with herpes should wear stickers.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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