I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
