The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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