were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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