Already got asked if we're dating
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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