"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
bring money and cleavage
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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