my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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