i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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