I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
