Don't make out with my wife yet
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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