I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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