so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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