Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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