i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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