I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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