what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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