love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
