in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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