only if we run a train.
done.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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