You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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