You're completely useless in the revolution.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
love makes seman taste better
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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