i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
