I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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