Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
