I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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