is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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