kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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