Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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