we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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