Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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