I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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