We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
