why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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